Anonymous asked: If somebody's kidnapped your kitty & asked for a ransom in $327.55 gold doubloons would you pay it? Serious question.
How many people do I have to kill to get $327.55 gold doubloons?
The answer is irrelevant because I would absolutely pay $327.55 gold doubloons to get Kali back.
How to be a proper cat dad by skin-rivets-tyler. Take note everybody.
Thinking social anxiety is cute is like saying:
Excessive sweating is cute.
Dry mouth is cute.
Physically shaking is cute.
Blacking out is cute.
Nausea is cute.
Heart palpitations are cute.
Chest pain is cute.
Shallow breathing is cute.
Hot flushes are cute.
Forgetting how to talk is cute.
Humiliating yourself is cute.
It’s not adorable little shy giggly girls with pretty skirts & flowers in their hair.
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This so much.
Christmas in July is totally a thing, ok?
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